While we try to teach our children all about life,
Our children teach us what life is all about.
~Angela Schwindt

What was the lens's excuse to the policeman?

-I have been framed officer!

What do you call a deer without eyes?

-no idea...

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?

-Doyouthinkhesaurus

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

-Between you and me...something smells...